Sunday, March 15, 2009

Alpine Guy

I am an Alpine Skier.

Alpine Guy makes the rules around here.

Alpine Guy had a blast at El Dora today. Conditions were beautiful. Sunny day- no wind. I killed that mountain.
Alpine guy says that you should have a nip every lift ride.
Alpine guy says that you should stop and have a beer in the woods somewhere with a panoramic view.
Alpine guy says that it's OK to put your wrist straps on your poles while you're on the lift.
Alpine Guy says that if you're not scared- then you're not doing it right.
Alpine Guy says that if you don't want to go fast- then why are you on the side of a steep mountain with skis strapped on your feet?
Alpine Guy is going to hit every ski resort in the Denver Metro area. Only 3 more to go.

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